Entertainment website Media Takeout is causing parents to lose their damn minds this week, thanks to a video the site posted on Facebook of a woman reading the mock-children's book called Do You Want to Play With My Balls?
Slowly flipping through the pages, she reads each hilariously inappropriate line aloud as she goes, starting with this dialog: "'Hey Louie! Do you want to play with my balls?
Story Time With Peter: Do You Want to Play With My Balls?
I can hold your ball sack so it won't drag on the ground. Your balls are so big, I can't even fit them in my mouth! There's no way that's an actual children's book.
The first page, mayyyybe. The second is not impossible, I guess.
But balls in the mouth? Just no. Some people on Facebook are not on the same page as us, however.
The post has been shared over , times, and it seems like a lot of commenters aren't in on the joke:. Fortunately, if you're looking for a real children's book that's inappropriate or at the very least, just slightly off , there's no shortage of them. Click here to buy.
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