Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
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Want to Read Currently Reading Read. Error rating book. Refresh and try again. She was taken to a concentration camp. She was such a good writer.
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But it was green, and it made me laugh. Do you know which one I mean? How many books are there in total? I found that book far too confusing. I mean, who the heck is that Voldemort guy anyway? It's supposed to be very good.
It's called "Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe.
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Because he can fly. Are the books on that paperback or hardback? I can't see any on the shelf. I finished the last one last night. Customer: Do you have any mohair wool?
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Bookseller: Sorry, we're not a yarns shop, we're a bookshop. Customer: You're called Ripping Yarns. Bookseller: Yes, that's 'yarns' as in stories. Customer: Well it's a stupid name. Bookseller: It's a Monty Python reference.
Customer: So you don't sell wool? Bookseller: No. Customer: Hmf.
Customer: What? Bookseller: Parrots.
Would you like one? Customer: Erm, no. Bookseller: Ok, well if you change your mind, do call back. Is it for books that complain about other books? MAN: Adolf Hitler. MAN: Yes, he was.
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He was American. Jewish, I think Pause I wonder who signed them? What time? Could you recommend one? What books have you read and liked?
Probably not. I liked it a lot.
Bookseller: Sorry, no. They go out of date so quickly we don't stock them, but I can order one in for you.
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Customer: I'm not worried about it being in date. Bookseller: Does your university not request you have a specific edition?
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Customer: Oh, I'm not a medical student. I just want to learn how to do stitches. Customer: Do you have a book on sewing instead?
He's six. Bookseller: How about this one - it's about- Customer: Yeah, whatever, I'll take it.
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Five Go Camping. Five Go Off in a Caravan Do you have a copy of Alice? Then I can buy some Tipp-ex or something, and edit it.
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